Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android. To celebrate that Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android, Horse Friend wrote you this poem.

That's right, folks. You can now bring your very own Confunglius Brango* to school, to work, or even to the movies. We won't judge. Just tap here, or on that little shop icon on the lower right corner of your screen, and buy yourself the most wonderful gift of all—the gift of friendship with a virtual horse.

You can also give the gift of the prolific pooper to all your friends. A pony for every pocket. Magic.

*Names may—neigh—WILL vary.

Saddle up. 

If your mutuals like horses, clicking, and scooping up poop, then have we got news for you. Our new game featuring our old friend, Horse Friend, is available on TumblrMart to all desktop users from today, October 28. Give the gift of horseship.

Horse what now?

Horse Friend is simple: when someone gifts you Horse Friend, you are bestowed with a little horse, typically with a ridiculous name, which will open in a small box in the bottom-right corner of the dash. Your horse will stroll and poop, and you must click on each feces to clean it up. Days will pass (in the game, of course) but there will be limited time to scoop, and if time runs out before the mess is cleaned, your horse sadly passes away and you must hatch (yes, “hatch”) a replacement. The aim of the game is to keep your horse alive for as long as possible. That is the circle of life, after all.

How do I buy it?

Horse Friend is now ready to gift to your friends from TumblrMart for just $2.99. Please note each purchase will only be available to play for 24 hours once your mutual opens the gift. It is currently available to all desktop users worldwide, but don’t worry, mobile folk—it will be available to buy from Android and iOS to play on web soon.

Any questions? Then please drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more updates on @changes.

How to love a horse:

- Clean up after it. - Don’t stop for anything. - If you stop cleaning it will END. - You can pet your horse sometimes, but not for too long. - Take a picture of it. - Put it away when you’re done.