#a jumbled word or two is understandable

Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android. To celebrate that Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android, Horse Friend wrote you this poem.

That's right, folks. You can now bring your very own Confunglius Brango* to school, to work, or even to the movies. We won't judge. Just tap here, or on that little shop icon on the lower right corner of your screen, and buy yourself the most wonderful gift of all—the gift of friendship with a virtual horse.

You can also give the gift of the prolific pooper to all your friends. A pony for every pocket. Magic.

*Names may—neigh—WILL vary.

#we let Horse Friend make this graphic #and the ad #when you insult the ad you insult Horse Friend #do you know how long it takes for a horse to learn how to spell?#a jumbled word or two is understandable #erorf nieshd #horse friend #features