we respawn

and bispearl

“Who broke it”

ok honestly i think this was probably the best thing i ever did and im never gonna forgive whatever company owns parks & rec for claiming this audio so now it’s not viewable in the US on Youtube anymore

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard

When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.

official boob post

thats great man

I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

Going back to my roots with this

She began to cry, and a greater sense of pity, tenderness, and love overflowed Pierre’s heart. He felt the tears begin to trickle, underneath his spectacles, and he hoped that no one would see. 

insp

— dust & ashes

“One must believe in the possibility of happiness in order to be happy.” -Tolstoy (insp.)

10k Celebration: make me choose: amélie or natasha, pierre & the great comet of 1812? for @goodsriddance

you have your whole life before you! before me? no, all is over for me. all over…

me when it dawned on me suddenly, and for no obvious reason. that i can't go on living as i am. the zest of life has vanished, only the skeleton remains, unexpectedly vile. i used to be better

musical theatre challenge: 2/9 shows | natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

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