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the amount of sand i have mined in the last 7 days on origins. i am the sand man! 

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

HAPPY NEW YEARS !🕷️⚡️🐢🎉

YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME

AYO???????

So this is in the world I’ve been using for my screenshot redraws!!!! Or at least the 2 most recent ones- so!

Seed: 5742613388566557154

Cords for this: XYZ -1009.381 / 64 / 3247.715

Pokemon Patches made by Adorablush

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

like this

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

RANCHERS REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!

Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park

i buy a bunch of different kinds and dump the cigs into a plastic bag and shake it up before i go. We dont do brand loyalty here

when I was a baby i would root through the bag and sniff out the winstons with the precision of a bloodhound or perhaps hog. after hauving covid though i cant smell which are wich and ive unfortunately has to stop :’(

100 day is a Thing in Korea cuz we weren’t sure if a baby would survive that long back in the days and when they did we celebrated

He looks regal and confused and I look up to that.

Fun fact! This is illegal. Your employer cannot prevent you from discussing your pay with other employees, and if they take any action against you for doing so you can sue the fuck out of them.

When I first got a job I was told to not talk about my wages with anybody. I had never had a job before so I thought that was just a legitimate rule.

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

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