Since we all love reading Christmas fics in winter and Halloween fics in Autumn etc I thought I’d compile all my seasonal fics into one masterlist sorted into their appropriate seasons so you all can find and read them when you’re feeling seasonal!
Since I wasn’t prepared enough to schedule a dedicated V-Day fic and it’s my mum’s birthday today I don’t want to be sat on my laptop (not so) quickly writing one.
So I’ve done some headcanony type things for some of Chris’ characters and what they would do for valentines day!
All of these have been written on my phone so I have no clue about word count and it will be barely edited so apologies!
So enjoy!
Chris Evans
Chris would do something low-key.
He doesn’t like the idea of paps invading your date
Especially since you guys agreed to keep it mostly private.
So instead he took you on a weekend trip to a secluded cabin in the woods.
When you arrived there were lanterns and fairy lights casting a warm glow over the cabin.
Inside the cabin there was a blanket spread out in front of the fire, wine bottles ready to be opened.
Chris lit the fire and you two cozied up together drinking wine, eating your favourite foods.
Steve Rogers
Steve was traditional in every sense of the word.
You woke up to a couple dozen roses, chocolates and breakfast in bed.
You were completely stunned at the rom-com worthy spread he had put together over night.
He spent the entire day by your side, doing one extremely romantic thing after the other
It was almost overwhelming.
In the evening he took you to the diner in Brooklyn where you had first met.
You ordered your burgers and milkshakes reminiscing about all the things you had done the years you had been together.
He ended the date pulling out his final present of the day.
He pulled out a small velvet box, getting down on one knee revealing his mother’s ring.
You could barely speak tears were falling so much all you could do was nod vigorously as he slid the ring on your finger
Ransom Drysdale.
You weren’t expecting much from Ransom.
So you expected just to go about your day as if it was just another day
Ransom however did surprise you
Or atleast he tried to
You woke up to the fire alarm going off and the sounds of Ransom shouting every swear word under the sun.
You ran downstairs to find him waving a tea towel by the smoke detector and the smell of burnt pancakes.
When he saw you he shouted for you to go back upstairs and pretend you didn’t see any of it.
You held back a laugh at his manic state stepping in to help.
You helped ransoms clean up and make some pancakes which weren’t burnt.
He did then do the typical Ransom thing by giving you a present that was far too expensive.
Colin Shea
You and colin were a relaxed couple, never really doing something extremely romantic.
You also had to work most of the day so you and colin didn’t have much planned.
You expected just to eat Chinese takeout on the floor of his apartment.
You had only just made it up the stairs, you hadn’t even made it to you apartment door before colin raced out of his grabbing your hand and dragging you towards the roof.
When you got up there, there was takeout food ready for you.
Once you had finished eating Colin jumped up grabbing his guitar and started seranding you with your favourite love song.
He had tried to convince you to play a round of strip poker but you refused on the count of you two being up on the roof.
You comprised though agreeing to play it back in your apartment, along with a couple other games
Ari Levinson
Much to your disappointment, Ari had told you he wouldn’t be back in time to celebrate valentines day with you.
You tried to hide your disappointment when you spoke on the phone but even you knew you were failing miserably.
You knew what he was doing was important though, and he was saving lives.
You couldn’t ask him to stop that just because you were lonely on some random day in February.
You told him to stay safe and come back to you in one piece, whenever that was.
You couldn’t be sure with him and his work.
You spent the day like it was some other day, ignoring all the couples around you.
You were sat on the couch drinking probably too much wine watching whatever was on the TV when you heard a knock on your door.
You got up confused since you weren’t expecting any visitors tonight, especially since all your friends had romantic partners to spend the night with.
When you opened the door you were greeted with the familiar smirk of your boyfriend.
You instantly started crying launching yourself into his arms not believing he was actually here.
He held you close quietly chuckling to himself whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
Andy Barber
Andy had been extremely stressed and busy with this case he had been working on recently.
You wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t even know what day it was.
So you decided to surprise him.
You packed up a picnic basket with all his favourite food and headed off to his office.
When you got there you found his office empty.
You asked his assistant where he was but she just shrugged her shoulders.
She did mention that he had mentioned a lead so he was possibly chasing that up.
So you decided to wait in his office for him setting up the picnic ready for his return.
An hour had passed and he hadn’t returned.
Your phone then started ringing and you saw his face pop up on your screen.
Answering it you both asked the same question at the same time.
“Where are you?”
You started laughing when you realise what had happened.
You had gone to surprise him at the office, and he had done the same going to surprise you at home.
You quickly packed up and headed straight home to find an exact replica of what you set up in his office.
A/N: one of my coworkers was rude to me today and it got me wondering how each CE babe would respond to you complaining about it to them
Warnings: Language! Insinuation of Murder!
Jake Jensen
Jake would instantly console you and let you just rant about it
But when he could tell that ranting wasn’t working he changed tactics
He’d make his way into his games den and load up the copy of Sims 4 that he brought for you
He’d start making a sim of your coworker who upset you using a reference photo that the losers helped him get hold off
He’d then call you in and let you use all the different kinds of deaths in sims to work through your anger
“How you feeling now?” He’d ask slinging his arm around your shoulder
“Much less murderous, thank you babe” you grin leaning in to kiss him
Andy Barber
Andy had heard you complain about this coworker many many times and he decided enough was enough
He had a hunch that your coworker was as great as they made themselves out to be so using his DA skills he got digging
It didn’t take long for him to find out that your coworker had jumped from job to job, state to state, far more often than the normal person did.
A little more digging found that you’re coworker had left their jobs just before the business got into some difficulties
Connecting all the dots Andy discovered that they had been embezzling funds from every company they worked for
so it wasn’t long until the police showed up at your office and arrested your coworker, Andy sending you a sly wink as they did so
Colin Shea
Whenever your coworker was mean or rude to you it instantly made your confidence plummet.
Colin had spent many evening just holding you and trying to remind you how smart, beautiful and just goddamn amazing you were
But he could tell it never really sunk in so he got to work
At his next gig he made sure you had the best seat in the house and were always in his eyeline
So when they started playing their new song he could sing it directly to you
Tears collected in your eyes as he sang about how he fell in love with the a girl who doesn’t know how amazing she is and how he’d spend the rest of his days proving her wrong and showing the world how special she was
As the song ended he mouthed ‘I love you’ to you, and as soon as the set ended you ran up on stage and gave him the biggest kiss ever
Ari Levinson
Ari played the long game.
He knew that you coworker also shopped at the same grocery store so it was only a matter of time until they crossed paths
When they did Ari first played it nice, introducing himself with a handshake but the mind games were already afoot.
He used his large frame and 6ft 3 hight to tower over your coworker and gripped his hand extra tight
He kept the conversation flowing until he saw your coworker lower their guard and thats when he went in for the kill.
The smile he had on his face dropped and turned serious.
“I’ve heard you’ve been making this hard for Y/N” he started, when your coworker tried to defend himself Ari didn’t let a single word leave his lips.
He put him exactly in his place reminding him that you outranked him in every instance and if he was rude to you ever again the Ari was going to have words
“And it’ll be my fists doing the talking”
You coworker just meekly apologised and promise to be better and apologise to you.
Lloyd Hansen
It was plain and simple when it came to Lloyd.
You complained to him about your coworker
The next day your coworker completely disappeared, never to be seen again
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That’s all I can think of for now but I’ll add more if I think of any and recommendations are welcome!
I thought since I haven’t been posting fics I’d compile all the fics I’ve read and loved and share it with you guys! This also was gonna be a monthly round up but I clearly read more than I realise! 😂
A/N: So after I had an unwelcome visitor in the shower a couple weeks back I got thinking how Chris Evans and Co would react to spiders, who would be the hero, and who would need rescuing… hence the spider chronicles was born!
I already have some ideas for some characters but your input is always appriciated!
Warnings will be posted at the beginning of each drabble but a clear overarching SPIDERS warning obvs applies! Mostly each one will be very light hearted, I can only see a couple being less so…. I’m looking at you Lloyd!
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Characters:
Chris Evans
Steve Rogers
Andy Barber
Frank Adler
Ari Levinson
Lloyd Hansen
Johnny Storm
Jake Jensen
Colin Shea
Ransom Drysdale
Curtis Everett
WILDCARD! (you can pick any character you want, not included in this list!)
Tropes/AUs
Fake Dating
Only One Bed!
Enemies to Lovers
Friends to Lovers
Cuddling for warmth
Trapped together
Mistaken Identity
One night only
A/B/O AU
Mob AU
Sports team AU
College AU
Emergency Service AU
(Medieval) Royalty AU
Pornstar AU
Fairytale / Fantasy AU
WILDCARD! (you can pick a trope/au not included in this list!)
Dialogue
“I made breakfast, but I didn’t know what you liked so I made enough to probably feed a small army”
“you must have misheard me”
“didn’t your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers”
“this isnt what it looks like, i swear! okay… it’s kind of what it looks like, but just give me a chance to explain”
“okay, I think we do need to call an ambulance”
“i don’t know what happened officer”
“I don’t hate you, that would imply i care”
“you’ve caught me at a really bad time”
“excuse me, sorry that’s my seat”
“when did you last see him? think! this is important!”
“woah, back up, you’re losing me”
“you have to tell her/him/them, it wouldn’t be right not to”
“for what it’s worth, I don’t know much about you either”
“Pass the binoculars. Hurry!”
“You’re funny, but I can tell you’re hiding something.”
“Promise me you’ll never tell anyone what you just saw.”
“Keep an eye on the door, but whatever you do, don’t open it.”
WILD CARD! (you can use a piece of dialogue not included in this list!)
Sunday funday. If you're recasting your fave rom coms with CE/SS or other babes (Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, the usual suspects) characters, who are you replacing and why?
Mine is Bridget Jones:
Daniel Cheever is obviously this publishing-adjacent absolute cad:
And Mark Darcy is:
A lawyer who's a bit buttoned up but shows you that nice boys do fucking kiss like that.
Also loving to imagine this fight between those 2 😂:
I dont watch a whole lotta romcoms but how about a retelling of New Girl?
Nick would be Colin Shea cause he is like that forever mess of a cutie, just good enough at enough stuff to be a jack of all trades and dumb at times. Him and the main charactera love story would be messy, comical and have its true heartbreaking moments. But when they finally figured it all out, it's going to be so good.
Schmidt I'm picturing as Johnny since Johnny is an over the top cutie who is full of himself at times and is all about looking his best. But he does have moments of insecurity and I can 100 percent see him falling head over heels over the main characters model bestie.
And that leaves Winston as Frank Adler. He had this really amazing job at a university, but life happens and he stopped. He found another passion in life though, he had to work at it a bit but he found he really loved fixing stuff and being a mechanic.
Also bonus points... With Franks niece as a baby, you can have a real 3 men and a baby moments.
Since all of my fav rom coms are already starring Chris, and @sweater-daddiesdumbdork has perfectly recasted New Girl which is one of my fav shows I’m gonna do the book series/duology: It happened one summer and Hook Line and Sinker!
So Brendan has to be Curtis Everett! 1) because Curtis was who I was picturing the entire book 2) and two they are practically the same character 😂 you’ve got the grumpiness, he’s big and muscular and has that hands on get down and dirty job, he looks after his crew like their his family, he has a serious soft spot for his girl and we can’t forget the iconic beanie!
And Fox has to be Colin Shea, Johnny Storm is a close second but Fox just doesn’t have the same arrogance. He’s a playboy that honestly doesn’t really want to be a playboy but doesn’t know what else he can do. That is until he meets his girl and falls head over heels for her and wants to break out of his box for her. And damn the sexiness this man has, he’s good in bed and he knows it! He also knows exactly how to get you into his bed 😉
This was so fun to think and try and work out so I’m tagging anyone who wants to participate!!