reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“Average Historic Tumblr post has thousands of notes” factoid actualy just statistical error. average Tumblr post has 10s of notes. Spiders Georg, which had an irreparable impact on Tumblr and has almost 1 million notes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

Saw some funny redraws of @unpeeled-human 's comic panels and it really reminded me of how every spirit in the first season reacted to Mob.

a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t

story: they're in love :)

me: why?

story: what do you mean? they're in love :)

me: what do they bring to each other's lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?

story: love :) :)

me: ok... so what is that going to look like now?

story: like love :) :) :)

me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.

story: they're in love :) :) :)

oh i have a name for this.

Heomeopathic Romance, sometimes less charitably Homeopathic Comphet, but lets be fair, in this day in age gay romance can also be absolutely fucked up and boring. Equality! Why Homeopathic?

because what someones done is bonk two characters together, once, then simply stood them next to each other and gone You See? Chemestry has Happened : ), but fucking nothing has happened and the two substances are completely and utterly unchanged by each other and I want my damn money back.

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

wgat did u say

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

I've never drawn in the pokemon style, but I had to, no control

waIT THE BRAIN WORMS GRASPED ME AGAIN

Do I like making Fakemon now???? Is this what that is????

I've never drawn in the pokemon style, but I had to, no control

waIT THE BRAIN WORMS GRASPED ME AGAIN

Do I like making Fakemon now???? Is this what that is????

Hey, I'm back with a little WIP! I made this some time ago but never found the right time to post it. It's short and not finished yet, but I'm pretty satisfied with the result! ^v^ I really like Connor and DBH—one of my favorite games! Hope you like it! Love you guys! UvU

Guess who read dandadan

goodreads reviewers aren't human

metamorphosis

literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER

there are no words.

This is her favs list on goodreads btw

Metamorphosis would be better if it was about a witch finding her neighbours missing cat in a small village in the alps.

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

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Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

I'ma need receipts for that one