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niel the rate banged out some tunes this day 16 years ago
and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good
theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
I got my phone and wallet stolen once and the amount of things I couldn’t fucking do without The App was bonkers. I couldn’t order an Uber or the bus home because no phone or wallet, so I had to walk home based on directions written on a sticky note. I couldn’t do my laundry even though I had change in my apartment because my building’s laundry machines required The App. I couldn’t log into my school email because my school’s email requires two factor authentication and will ONLY take a phone number, not another email address. I had a hard as fuck time getting new cards set up with my bank because in order to do that I needed to log into The App. I couldn’t get any packages that were delivered to me because my building’s locker system was app based. So on and so forth.
We should not have this fucking single point of failure like this.
pretty sure my actual most controversial minecraft opinion is that i don’t want any improvements made to the end
i don't know how to explain it exactly but my favorite thing about the end is something about it feels existentially horrifying in a way the other two dimensions don't, and the emptiness is a huge part of why
the other two dimensions are full of ruins and treasure and echoes of long-dead civilizations that had values and purpose and goals they were trying to achieve. there's a real sense that they're ruins now because they were destroyed, or abandoned, or taken over
the end cities don't feel like that. they aren't even ruins. they're just empty. it feels less like their inhabitants fled or died out and more like they just...stopped
YES we shall have a spring weddi- [sees icon and url] nvm just making out is fine too
[already getting fitted for a bulletproof wedding dress] hell yeah domestic bliss here i come
each day i come back
from my odd way of life
and i parry attacks
from my spouse with a knife
i unmod the end
like i do every day
and they mod it again
soon as i look away
they poison my tea
when i leave it to steep
i pretend not to see
and i die in my sleep
i wake from the dead
every morning at dawn
make them breakfast in bed
and the cycle goes on
each day I await
the return of my spouse
they’re never too late
they love time in our house
the end is at hand
all teeming with life
yet they load up a land
they prefer filled with strife
I poison the tea
they’ll drink if they dare
the mug is left empty
I know that they care
their heart slowly stops
but at dawn comes the save
the penny still drops
leave my kiss for their grave
[dodges cast iron skillet aimed at my head] YOU HAVE NO FUCKING APPRECIATION FOR EVOCATIVE WORLDBUILDING. DINNER SMELLS GREAT BTW
@codaattheend hey. hey how did you just bring this entire trainwreck full circle with a single sentence. stop making my spontaneous seussian toxic marriage improv illustrative of the very topic it derailed. illegal
Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
robot who wants to feel around human guts and do surgeries the same way humans fantasize about pulling on wires or whatever
okay i designed one
not very sneaky
I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day
happy neil banging out the tunes day!
autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time
BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀
🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶
My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th
Keep at it with the tunes.
HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE (which should be EVERYONE) ✨🙌✨
KEEP BANGING YOUR TUNES, WHEREVER YOU ARE LIL GUY 🐀🎹🎶🏳️🌈
*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*
