if u ever feel bad about ur limited knowledge of the star wars universe, dont worry! din djarin knows less than u and hes literally in it.

fox in his shiny new corrie guard armor approximately 3.5 hours after getting his nose scar

The Clones reacting to you smushing their cheeks

Idk I had this idea and thought it’d be cute. Since the clones are supposed to have round cheeks, visualize live action and not animated 😂

Warnings: none, just fluff.

Fives, Wrecker, Hardcase, & Tup: Loving it so much, will lean into your hands and give you heart eyes. Maybe even press a few kisses to your hand.

Cody, Jesse, Kix, Echo, Vaughn & Mayday: Will blush profusely and look side to side for a second, before giving in and flashing you a tiny smile.

Rex, Hunter, Tech, & Fox: Not sure what to do, just give an awkward smile and internally scream because they secretly find it super cute.

Crosshair, Wolffe & Dogma: Not understanding any of it. Don’t know what you’re doing, not sure that they like it, 3/10 do not recommend.

The Bad Batch/ Mayday/Rex x Fem!Reader Prompts – Confessions

Part 2/7 - Hunter

Warnings: Hurt/Angst/Comfort/Fluff/Love Confessions

Masterlist

Ko-Fi (If you feel like giving me some coffee)

This is a continuation of this request :

Like fine wine

💕💕We are going on a date with a clone! I’m going to describe the date and tell me who you think it would be with.💕💕

Note for this week: We are doing a fully Modern, Earth Based AU on this one. (Battu-Bounding is dressing in universe while at Galaxy's Edge)

⭐⭐May the 4th at Galaxy's Edge (East)⭐⭐: Of course you are Battu-Bounding, he insists. "Talking" to Chewbacca, a Fuzzy TaunTaun at Oga's, a whoop of joy when you "jump to lightspeed" and questionable piloting skills, happy tears while lightsaber building, a kiss while dueling, and his choice in milk is blue.

Sorry this is going to be out long before last week's answer, but I'm trying to bring it back to a more reasonable time (for me).

⭐MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!⭐ 🖤❤️Love & Wrecker Hugs❤️🖤

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i love tank force 99

NEXT PIXAR FLICK! TAKE MY MONEY!!!❤️

one day, Cody embarrasses himself in front of his General badly enough that he decides the only solution is to fake his death, forcing everyone else in the battalion to refer to him as Commander Colby, Commander Cody's 'replacement'

little does he know that Obi-Wan can tell that Cody isn't really dead, but is just too polite to bring it up with Commander 'Colby' even though he doesn't quite understand why his Commander felt the need to go through this masquerade

until he accidentally reveals his knowledge a month later by accidentally referring to his 'new' Commander as Cody, then immediately recognizing his faux pas and apologizing profusely for 'dead-naming' his Commander

'Colby' is so mortified that his scheme was seen through that he immediately fakes his death again and returns as the miraculously-revived Cody, and swears everyone to secrecy about the matter

which, of course, means that the entire GAR knows about the incident within a standard week

while Rex is busy making sure that Cody never lives this down, Fox decides that the idea is genius and decides to replicate it himself on Coruscant whenever he thinks a Senator is starting to get too familiar with him

this is why there's so many different named Coruscant Guard Commanders: it's all Fox all the way down

the Chancellor is baffled by this, but can't let on that he's noticed Fox's charade without risking revealing that he can tell all of the 'different Commanders' he interacts with are the same man using the Force, so he is forced to play along

giving the people what they deserve....old man crosshair

You're gonna tell me the Clones look like THIS and not expect me to constantly trip and fall all over myself

fr some real cutie patootie bow chicka wowow shit going on around here

Cody, exhausted: Sir, the men have decided on something. Something important.

Obi-wan, half dead from months without a break and on the verge of tears: Is it a mutiny Cody? Please tell me the men have decided to mutiny and whisk us away to an isolated planet somewhere.

Cody, who was going to tell him the men finally all agreed on what movie to watch, quickly texting the rest of the 212th to start picking out a planet: Yes sir. It's definitely a mutiny. I'm afraid that you'll have to be confined to your bunk.

Obi-wan, already dragging himself that way, deadpan: Oh the betrayal.

Oh, but imagine...

Obi-Wan, exhausted, desperate for some kind of rest, making an offhanded remark to his commander, hoping for something that will never, ever actually happen, and then his commander just... goes with it? Imagine the small, soft, barely there smile on his face as he watches Cody fumble with his comm, obviously sending a message to the rest of their troops, as he slowly pushes himself to standing. Imagine his carefully deadpan tone, even as he hooks his hand around Cody's pulling him along to his bunk with him, hopefully for a nap for both of them while the troops handle whatever else is going on.

And maybe, if he's lucky, they will have actually went with the mutiny when he wakes up, and they'll be somewhere sunny and warm and calm, and he and his commander can actually relax and rest.

(This mutiny does in fact happen. This mutiny spirals out of control when the vod from other companies hear about it. This mutiny may or may not result in wide scale desertion on behalf of the troopers, who drag their weary and wounded jedi along with them, who bundle up the younglings and the elders and everyone in between to take them somewhere far away from the republic, even if it's only for a little bit. This mutiny changes the fate of the republic, in ways no one could even imagine. This mutiny, started just because one General was exhausted to the point of tears.)

Yes. You understand. The clones are like "A vacation sounds good. Fuck the Senate."

They leave a note saying that the Senate has been working their Jedi into the ground and that the Senate, especially the Chancellor, needs to deal with things on their own for a while. Hey maybe try actually negotiating for peace with all those emergency powers hes got.

Palpatine has to very quickly and very messily try to spin this around in his favor. Its not working out very well. Instead of turning on the Jedi and Clones, the public (thanks to some clever information leaks by Bail) starts to turn their ire on the Senate and Palpatine.

During this time, seeing the Grand Plan spiraling the drain, Dooku takes his chance at trying to kill his Master. This ends in a very public duel between the two. Outing Palpatine as a Sith.

The fight ends with amazingly enough, both Sith dead. If one of them was maybe hit by a few blaster bolts from a few "panicking" Senators, well no one is tracing those shots back to a certain Alderaani Senator or the Senator from Naboo who is totally not a former handmaiden in disguise.

The clones peek in to check on things months later and look around at everything like "oh. Who wants to tell the Jedi that Palpatine was evil and the Republic and CIS have completely reformed?" "..." "Not it." "..." "Maybe we can stay on vacation a while longer."

Yes! Bail gets in contact with the clones at some point like "hey, are you gonna bring the jedi back any time soon" and either Cody or Ponds, who have two of the most overworked generals send him a courteous but emphatic No with an implied fuck you to the rest of the senate, bar a few exceptions.

At some point, maybe a month after Bail messages the clones, Obi-Wan just kinda shows up with a smoothie and sunglasses in Bail's apartments on Coruscant, and Bail happily notes that Obi-Wan looks much more relaxed and healthy than he's ever seen him before. They probably chat about Obi's vacay, and at some point Bail lets slip about the whole Palpatine/Dooku debacle, and Obi-Wan's sunnies slip down his face as he blinks in surprise at Bail, before just... sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose and deciding to go back on vacation. Bail doesn't even try to protest, honestly, if Obi-Wan is being so well taken care of by the clones, he's happy to let his friend stay out of the sight of all the politicians while the Republic finishes getting it's shit together.

I imagine that the Jedi still get requests to help with things, like negotiations, and rescue missions and other Jedi stuff, but now when the Jedi go to help with these things, there is a contingent of clones who come with them, just in case, because the clones know by now how much their Jetii's get into trouble at the slightest thing.

Yessss!!!

Like the Jedi want to help but also it's gonna be a long time before they trust the Senate enough to actually come back.

Also

Jedi showing up to help negotiate something: Wonderful to see you. Let's get to work.

Senator: When I requested help, I thought they were only sending one of you.

Jedi: They did.

Senator leaning to look around the Jedi at the squad of clones:

Jedi, smiling serenely: They're my assistants.

Senator, shooting the Jedi a disbelieving look: uh huh.

Clone commander looming over the Jedis shoulder menacingly: Is that an issue?

Senator, breaking out in a cold sweat: No. Not at all. Let's get this over with quickly so you can be on your way home.

Yessssssss!!!!!!

Mace and Obi-Wan are not allowed to leave the Vacation/Mutiny Destination for approximately a whole Year, except to just visit friends and have relaxing times, etc, and both of them are honestly fine with that.

Within Six-Ten months of the mutiny, every senator in the Galactic Republic is made very aware of the fact that at least a squad of clones will be showing up with every Jedi to every thing the Jedi are asked to mediate/help with, and honestly, the threat of a very well trained, tired-of-the-senate's-shit army coming to your negotiations really scares straight the few senators who may have still decided to be Not Good People.

By the time Obi-Wan is back in the field, reclaiming his title as Negotiator by actually negotiating, most Senators have become "Surprisingly Reasonable, Cody, darling, do you know anything about that?" "No, Sir, couldn't possibly know what you're talking about." They have a staring contest for at least thirty seconds before Obi-Wan just chuckles and pats Cody on the shoulder like 'aight, not gonna push that any further' because honestly calm and productive negotiations are an amazing change of pace from what it used to be like, he's pretty okay with this change.

The other Masters on the Council are also equally pleased with the turn of events, because not only does the Force feel lighter, the Jedi who go out to deal with war-torn planets, or criminal groups, or other assorted dangerous missions (that really do need to be handled by Jedi, despite the grumbling from the Clones) are coming back with less casualties, literally only injuries, and virtually no deaths, because, lo and behold, having a squad of highly trained soldiers who are trained and used to working with jedi leaves a lot less to go wrong on missions!

clone force 99

(chapter 1 of my rewrite)

[id: it’s a drawing of the Bad Batch heads stacked together going Echo, Tech, Hunter, Crosshair, and Wrecker from bottom to top. Echo is wearing the cybernetic headpiece and modified arc armor with dual pauldrons. He is depicted with duller brown skin, burn scars that cover half of his face, some short hair, and a bit of facial hair. Tech, who is drawn with brown skin, reddish orange hair and a scar on his cheek, is wearing his usual light grey armor and black goggles. Hunter, also depicted with brown skin and his bandana, is wearing his dark grey armor, as is Crosshair, who is drawn as albino with freckles concentrated on his cheeks and forehead, and Wrecker, who is drawn with brown skin, rounder features, and a scar that starbursts from his left ear, which has partially melted. /end id]

verse where alphas and nulls are like, comically hench. eight feet tall and three feet wide and have voices that make your bones shake. but they need way too many calories so the CCs are a mere seven feet tall. but, heck, kamino is running out of grey nutrient mush. fine. fine! so the CTs are positively dainty at six and a half feet of rugby player kind of shape.

(yes, trainers are all human standard, but the clones grow up in a system of abuse and have you ever seen a big dog cringe?)

(please imagine the bliss when fordo has a come-to-manda moment and simply crumples trainers like tin cans)

anyway. now obi-wan has met seventeen and gotten neck ache but has been reassured that seventeen’s teeny tiny baby commander will be more the general’s speed. they’re practically the same size. way more suited to those little jedi ships.

and then cody.

(somewhere palpafriend is finally looking at the specs for the army like. what the kark are these armour measurements? is this a misprint? get my spectacles!)

i got to thinking about our beloved underpaid office worker Fox.

a lot of shit could've been avoided if anakin was dragged into corrie guard antics instead of any bullshit with palpatine.

like, there's the obvious custody battle between the 501st and corrie boys.

and then there's anakin trying fox's caf and both of them end up in the medbay ; fox needed to be sedated because he was laughing so hard he started coughing b/c anakin on a caffeine buzz is the funniest shit he's seen in years.

so now anakin goes to the corrie lads to talk things out ; fox got a new buddy to bitch about palpatine with , and everything about hanging out with the corrie boys is an eye opening & educational experience for anakin

im basically just picturing the end of the rako hardeen arc but anakin is too busy to be pissed off with obi wan b/c there's a 501st vs corrie boys custody battle going on.