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The amazing chibi-bo artwork is by @pharlapcartoonist π€
1. You can't stop thinking about it
2. It would be exciting and fun to write
3. It's meaningful to you
WRITE THE STORY
the prevailing themes of Bo Burnhamβs music be like
- They are corrupt
- We are callused
- I am guilty
- silly billy time :3 ! Wordplay!
So. Iβve not posted in a whileβ¦
And I guess that was a mix of life, the hyperfixation going from a rolling boil to a gentle simmer, and general insecurities about Being Online in this way, and subsequently my writing.
I just wanted to say thank you for all the new follows, likes, and messages Iβve received in this lull, and while Iβd like to promise Iβll be back at some point, I donβt want to make a promise I canβt keep π€
A/N: Finally got around to finishing my priest!Bo fic!
Largely inspired by a recent rewatch of Fleabag, and just generally my love of the idea of Bo wearing a clerical collar and being celibate and..oop (also in an interview where he said he considered becoming a pastor when he was younger!?)
Bo Burnham x AFAB Reader
Rating: Explicit. priest!bo. smoker!bo. catholicism. bi reader. corruption. unprotected sex. masturbation. oral sex. fingering. creampie. dirty talk. confession. religious undertones. Probably blasphemy.
Word Count: 14k
Cover art by the lovely & talented @pharlapcartoonist - I still can't believe the crazy amount of work that goes into these π₯Ίπ©π€
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You heard your phone buzzing on the kitchen table, running to answer the call in haste, you stubbed your toe on the chair leg, cursing under your breath as you picked up the phone.
βUh, Hello?β you answered, a little out of breath, wincing at the pain radiating through your foot.
βHey you! So, weβve got a date for Lisaβs baptism!β your sister chimed down the phone, you sighed, not quite realising the time had come for your sisterβs youngest to be taken into the church - however much you despised it. Your sister knew how much you loved her kids,
you could bear going back into the exact same church you had turned your back on all those years ago, you could do it, for them. You wouldnβt be happy about it, though.
Iβm a day late. But happy Easter everyone. He is risen βοΈπ₯΅π« π₯΄
When I get a nice AO3 comment or Tumblr reblog I have to force myself not to say "I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU" and instead say "thanks"
Sorry for picturing you covered in blood. It will happen again.