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you know I can never get enough of this imagery. So once again, Dean Winchester is saved 🔔 tap for HQ

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yes, I haven’t posted pictures on my blog for a long time …

Little Cas midnight sketch from a few days ago

Dean: lol Cas is such a silly nerdy angel

Everyone else: dear god Castiel is heavenly wrath personified. He is filled with bloodlust and has killed more of his brethren than any angel who came before him. He can kill you before you even know you’re dead or he can torture you so effectively you forget your own name. He is the most deadliest soldier heaven has ever produced, even when his grace has been stripped from him and he is left as nothing but a human. Those who have tried to control him have paid dearly for their hubris. No one can keep him dead, not even God himself

Dean: lmao Cas come watch a cowboy movie with me in our matching cowboy hats

Here is my sad beige character alignment chart

Let me know of any alterations it needs!

All male (human) guys: uhhh who invited the living cookie in?

almond cookie: why am I here.

Art by Priya Kakati

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

There is agreeing to the gay confession.

There is recording the gay confession on your phone.

There is rewatching the gay confession once after recording it.

There is REWATCHING THE GAY CONFESSION RECORDED ON YOUR PHONE YEARS AFTER IT AIRED!!!!!!

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

they should’ve made something like castiel shorts where we see him trying to do different human things like that scene where he goes grocery shopping for dean because it was so funny and I’d watch the hell out of it because I love him

I want Episode 1 to be him going back to the brothel by himself. Drum up some potential sex appeal

only for him to somehow end up doing everything except have sexual encounters with anyone there

Like he goes there to apologize to Chastity after reevaluating their encounter, but turns out there's something fishy going on, and oops, turns out there's a case there. Chaos ensues as Castiel tries to find whatever monster is there, while several bouncers try to move the immovable object that is the Angel of Thursday

Episode 3 is just a 20-minute montage of him silently watching Dean live his apple pie life with Lisa

Like, remember the Baby episode? That, but instead of the inside of the impala's POV, we're all watching Dean eat a sandwich from the window while Led Zeppelin plays throughout

And obviously, the final Episode 8 is Cas practicing his little I love you speech to Dean

And it's him at a library reading romance novels, writing down stuff he feels, and asking a librarian if they've ever been in a 10-year-long situation before and how to deal with your love interest telling you he loves you like a brother

Eric Kripke, call me. We could make bank

fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!

MAKE HIM WEIRD. MAKE HIM STRANGE. THE WORLD IS WONDERFUL AND MYSTERIOUS AND HE MUST KNOW MORE

He doesn't care what's cool or hip or appropriate. He like thing? He will be weird about thing. He will hyperfixate on thing until he understands them on an atomic level

I want him to stand in the ocean by the beach and stare into the horizon, counting the seconds until it is socially accepted to be 'sunset' time. Fully clothed, getting punched by waves

I need a prolonged scene of him going into the forest, picking up dead animal carcasses, and lining them up in a neat pile by the side of the road

I want someone to tell him to 'break a leg' and for him to just rip off a table leg and stare at the person waiting for further instructions

This is the content I seek

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

going to show cas and dean with full penetration.