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Mzoyagon

@mzoyagon

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Hi, I'm Mzoyagon! (the M is silent) (he/she/it)

If you don't know who I am, I have a carrd! https://mzoyagon.carrd.co

I create a lot of things, but I'm most known for my art and AUs. Pink Corruption fans might recognize me as the creator of the OCs Four (whose name is now Fae) and Blerix, the text game Melanomorphosis, or a variety of other AU shenanigans I've gotten up to. Alongside TPC/JSAB, I also like Murder Drones, LittleBIGPlanet (especially Sackboy: A Big Adventure), The Heroic Six, SMG4, Lego Ninjago, and a gazillion other things.

I Am A Minor.

I also block whoever I want for any reason, cry about it. You should also do the same if you don't like me.

I'm just here to have fun, but I will promote my writings and my YouTube channel on occasion.

My tags

https://mzoyagon.tumblr.com/tagged/uzoey - I kiss Uzi Doorman from Murder Drones.

https://mzoyagon.tumblr.com/tagged/royalcotton - I also kiss Princess Grape from The Heroic Six.

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Even if you make $200,000 a year, each one of them has more money than you'll make in literally a million years.

And if you're complaining about how expensive everything is, most likely you make a hell of a lot less than $200,000 a year.

What in the world could possibly make you think that Trump cares about you?

Random bee behavior fact for those who wish to read, just because I feel like it and because itโ€™s late and Iโ€™m stalling on sleeping:

Bumblebees may seem like passive, cuddly, and docile creatures, but they wonโ€™t hesitate to defend themselves if they feel as if their warnings arenโ€™t being read or taken seriously.

I.e. the photo and diagram below, when a bee feels threatened they will raise one or more of their legs into the air, signaling to whatever or whomever may be bothering them as a message essentiality saying: โ€œhey, back off, too close!โ€

species pictured: bombus pascuorum, bombus impatiens

If their defensive posture goes unnoticed or ignored, they may be pushed into defending themselves by stinging (which is also a stressful experience for not only one such as yourself, but also for the bee.) If you ever find yourself getting close to a bumblebee while taking pictures, walking close to them, or just admiring them, remember this posture! If a bee does this, it is simply asking you to take a step back as it feels it is being threatened.

Now you can understand and use this knowledge to your advantage if you ever come across one in the future. (Of course, because itโ€™s very hard not to anthropomorphize animals, I do have to admit that they do look pretty cute when doing it. Just remember to respect them though!)

@crazysodomite bumbabee taur do this....

look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

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The C in BGC stands for Chess /silly

I'm gonna be so fr, I don't even know why I drew this, hell I don't even play chess, I just went "if I don't associate each member with a chess piece I will spontaneously combust" so here we are

The chess pieces are the pawn, the rook, the knight and the bishop btw

BugVerse (main) caretakers mini-refs :3c

by main i mean like non-secondary

Pyrare's is most recent so thats why he was done with a stylus ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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new oc dropped ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

heโ€™s just a smug fella :3

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

thereโ€™s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldnโ€™t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

iโ€™m glad no one made any unpleasant comments on this post that might distract from the message because that would really suck

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