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@jack-pumpkinpatch

Commissions [Open]

Commission rules:

Any payment exceeding $5 will be half upfront half upon completion. $5 Commissions will be paid upon completion.

Will do:

-OCs

-Furries

-Monsters

-Robots/Mechs

-Skeletons*

-Full Nudity

-Gore

-Bruises/cuts

-NSFW**

-Kinks**

*Skeletons alone do not count as X-ray and will be held to the standard pricing.

**Please discuss the nature what you want beforehand as some kinks and NSFW may have an extra charge or I may refuse depending on the nature of it.

Will not do:

-sexual depictions of minors.

-Outright depictions of sexual intercourse.

-Depictions of illegal activity**

(**I will do depictions of drugs)

If you are interested please message me here or contact me at:

Email: 64bitpumpkin@gmail.com

Discord: Jack Pumpkin Patch#1031

I've never written this much on here before as I have been lately, anyone have any open commissions, I have some characters I'd like to get art of as well as some characters in desperate need of redesigns so that they don't feel associated to this person who made them anymore as one of my previous posts mentioned.

I don't mind what the art looks like even if it's just sketches

I’m open, here’s my prices. I’d happily redesign some characters for you for no extra charge.

Here’s my Dropbox and Inkblot portfolios if you want more examples of my work.

WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

I’ve been dramatically exaggerating my reactions to hot people for YEARS because I thought that was what everyone did. For COMEDIC EFFECT. are you telling me all the squealing and people getting flustered and those ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags were Not A Joke

At least dinosaurs. Are real

A small collection. Happy ace week you guys

“nobody understands me” but not in the “edgy suffering from teenager syndrome mad at mom” kind of way, but the “lonely isolating young adult realization that the specific combination of mental illnesses and past experiences i’ve had have resulted in a pattern of behaviors that are often misinterpreted and misconstrued by others” type of way

USD Commissions [OPEN]

A link to my portfolio with more examples is pinned to my blog.

Commission rules:

Payment is accepted over PayPal. Any payment exceeding $5 will be half upfront half upon completion. $5 Commissions will be paid upon completion.

Will do:

-OCs

-Furries

-Monsters

-Robots/Mechs

-Skeletons*

-Full Nudity

-Gore

-Bruises/cuts

-NSFW**

-Kinks**

*Skeletons alone do not count as X-ray and will be held to the standard pricing.

**Please discuss the nature what you want beforehand as some kinks and NSFW may have an extra charge or I may refuse depending on the nature of it.

Will not do:

-sexual depictions of minors.

-Outright depictions of sexual intercourse.

-Depictions of illegal activity**

(**I will do depictions of drugs)

If you are interested please message me here or contact me at:

Email: 64bitpumpkin@gmail.com

Discord: Jack Pumpkin Patch#1031

"the backrooms and liminal spaces are less scary when you throw in a monster that lurks around" alright but how about a gloryhole. would you trust the interdimensional backrooms gloryhole. are you a bad enough dude to risk having the forces that lay at the heart of darkness warp your junk into cow tools.

move outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

my cock has turned into the house of leaves

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

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is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

gotta pick a new favorite part of drawing because i keep finishing the lineart and then my brain goes “there is nothing left of value” like, sir, there’s coloring. you very thoroughly enjoy shading, quit being dramatic just because you finished the lineart

It’s wild that back in the day futurists assumed that with increased automation and computers it will enable people to have more free time, but in actuality it just make the capitalists decide to make people do more work for less instead.

Like, “Oh, you did what used to be a week’s worth of work in a few hours? Then you can gets months of work done in an entire week! Make more money for me faster, hooray!“.

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