Okay, here's the Itch-uat.ion

There are a lot of games available at Itch.io. Many of them are free. Sometimes there are charitable fundraisers that sell hundreds of games for just a few bucks / the casual slang term for small denominations of your local currency.

I know this because I have games from Itch.io. How many? I don't know. More than 1,000? Do you know what you play when you have so many Itch games you can't lose interest before you can scroll to the end of the list? None of them. And that is why I am starting a very stupid project: A short review of every game in my Itch library, in alphabetical order. Because this is such an overwhelming undertaking, I have rules.