mother… mother i am Trapped
Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No…
When you realize it’s not even a cage
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN
Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.
(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)
Holy shit.
i have literally never seen anything cuter than this
Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.
Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.
It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.
In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.
However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.
Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.
They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.
In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.
Read the full article here.
Photo credit here via Getty
*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck
If you haven’t seen the world’s cutest frog, you haven’t truly lived
DESERT RAIN FROGS ARE MY FAVORITE FROGS!!!
That is …NOT… the sound I expected to hear!
Hopefully this gent will be a daddy in a few months :0 I paired him up with Brimstone, who had what appeared to be a POS a couple weeks back. Fingers crossed!!
Galileo, Hypo Leopard Jungle (Boa imperator)
I think he likes me 🥺
funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. harry potter and the chamber of secrets (2002), dir. chris columbus
Sunny, forsaking the couch, blanket, and heat pad for the hot air coming out of the vent under the shelf.
Pretty boy, Ace!
Bothrochilus albertisii
Sprinkles here wishing everyone a happy Friday! You did it! You made it through the week! Now go enjoy that weekend.
Looks like I need to do some trimming in Terra’s viv. 😬 Once he’s reached adult size, I’d love to give him and Gaia a huge arboreal cage with small shrubs/trees to climb.
Watching snakes sip their water will never not be my favorite. 😊