Breaking up with killers head-canons
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Warnings?: implied gore, very mind language
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• you would ask him to meet you in the old Myers house, hoping the place might calm him Just a little bit, you tell him in the kitchen
•when you try to break it off with him he will be very quite, as normal
• “listen Micheal... I’ve enjoyed my time dating you I have but... I can’t keep this up! I can’t keep dating a man that’s got the romantic ability of a brick wall!” After telling him all that he still didn’t respond, so you turn and slowly walk to the door
•you left and went home, thinking everything was over, you finally broke it off with the shape
•as you drifted to sleep you half expected him to kill you in your slumber, but to your shock you awoke the next day
•you awoke in the Myers house, laying in the old bed of Michaels mother and father, it looked to be rotting and a bit unstable, but it kept you weight up
• as you tried to move you could feel that your leg was loosely wrapped with a rope, keeping it connected to the bed
•you could easily slip out of it, it wasn’t meant to keep you there, it was meant to send a message to you
•you can’t escape or leave
•you free your leg and start walking out of the room, making your way down the creaking stairs, and end up at the dark, dim and damp kitchen, the one you had broken up with Micheal in yesterday
• you can see Micheal standing there, he was cutting some vegetables up with his trusty kitchen knife, putting the cubed veg into a large pot on the stove, that was on by some magic
•Micheal’s mask was off to the side, letting you get a look of the back of his head
• “M-Micheal?” He turned as he heard your voice, smiling, a sight you have never seen, maybe he smiled under his mask before, you wouldn’t know, he never took it off
• ‘darling, your up’ Micheal mouthed, it was clear he couldn’t talk, maybe a result of his years without saying a word
• “what’s going on? Why am I here?” You backed away from him a bit, backing into a old cracking wall that had paint flaking off it
•Micheal put his knife down and moved closer to you, placing a hand on your shoulder ‘you tried to leave me, but you can’t’ he mouthed, grabbing your hand and bringing it up so he could kiss it
• ‘you are mine’ he contined wordlessly ‘you said I wasn’t romantic enough right? I’ll do better darling I swear’
• ‘I’ll do anything it takes to keep you, I’ll do whatever you need me to, kill whoever gets in my may of having you’
• he dropped your hand before quickly pulling you into a kiss, he was very inexperienced, but he just copied what he saw all those couples he killed do
• long story short, no matter how much you try to leave he will find you, and bring you back to him
•and try not to get anyone involved if you want them to live
•first off why would you break up with him?
•but assuming you would-(I’m judging you)
• you would end up taking him into the old barn that his family owned, knowing that the place was his favourite place to be out of all the entity’s recreations
• “Max, I have really enjoyed our time together but... I think we would both do better apart, so with that all said... I’m breaking up with you” you tried to keep his words simple to help him understand
•he would quickly drop his hammer and chainsaw, not caring about any damege they might receive from this, and rush over to you
• he couldn’t speak English well, mostly grunts and noises that resembled words, but you didn’t need any of that to know what he wanted to say “Why!?!”
•the brute like killer was tearing up, crying for the first time in years
•over the time he had known you he would have fallen very deeply in love, like really really in love, along with becoming dependent on you for reinsurence and emotional support
• so you trying to break up would break him
• he would continue mumbling words and yelling as he cried, lifting a hand to rub your cheek, wanting you to tell him it was a cruel joke that Danny put you up to
• but no shuch thing came, and soon you removed his hand from you cheek, and with a final “sorry” you left him at the barn
• for months and months after he was a mess, he would cry when alone, and be very quite when around other killers
•he wouldn’t try and talk to you to try and get you to think about all this again, hoping you would change your mind
• he became crueler to the survivors to get his emotions out
•but if your a survivor he won’t hurt you even after you broke his heart
• he would still pine after you for years most likely and would happy take you back if you ever wanted
•though be warned if you do go back to him he will be a lot more possessive of you due to the ‘little scare’ you gave him
• well, you see there is a small issue to you trying to break up with her...
•she has no clue what you mean!!! She doesn’t really get implications of words in English, as she can only speak bits of it
• “Anna, I’ve enjoyed our time together but I believe we should go our separate ways”
• confused Russian noises
•after a wile you get it through to her that you mean you want to stop dating her
• something she is not even willing to entertain the idea of at all!
•she may be a motherly figure but that doesn’t mean she can’t be cruel, quite the opposite in fact, she can be cruel and mother at the same time
•you don’t even get a chance to leave her hunting cabin before she grabs you by the collar of your shirt and puts you into the cage she normally kept the little girls she kidnapped in
• be ready to deal with the truama of sleeping next to the dead bodies of said girls
• she would reminded you that you don’t really have a choice in the relationship, she liked you and that was the end of it
•she would make sure you were well cared for wile in the cage
•and if you are good enough you can earn her trust back, gaining the right to leave the cage
•but if you try and run from her expect her to never give you this privilege again
• but if you do escape by some magic... it will last maybe a week?
•she’s not called huntress for a joke! She will hunt you down and bring you back, she’s not scared to hurt you if your running to fast for her to catch, she has her hatchets for a reason