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ETtheApologizer

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I'm Ethan or ET you can call me either one I draw sometimes. Other than that not much to say. for other accounts: https://linktr.ee/ettheapologizer
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What do you think is the weirdest shaped pigeon, that's still a healthy breed?

Ah, thatโ€™s tough to answerโ€ฆ

The weirder the shape gets, generally the less structurally sound the bird will be.The weird shaped birds that I think may be sound are not breeds Iโ€™ve laid hands on, so I canโ€™t guarantee the assessment.

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After having taken some time to think about this, I did come up with a few weird looking breeds that I have laid hands on and seen.

The German Beauty Homer

Their faces are weird AF, but peeps can easily reach into their parentsโ€™ crops to eat and their big noses and small wattles are really easy to breathe through.

Not my thing, but sound.

Voorburg Shield Croppers, on the other hand, very much ARE a thing of mine!

When not inflated, their crop folds neatly against their long neck, just like any other pigeon not cooing.

The Voorburg Shield Cropper is a long bodied breed, and the only one I know of given points for friendliness with people in shows.

Behold, the American Fantasy!

A gorgeous cross between the Jacobin and the Indian Fantail

Beautiful, well balanced, and comes with built in hatch control. XD

Now, if you like intersting head shapes, the Falencian Figurita is required to have a trapezoidal head.

And the Portuguese Tumblerโ€™s head is required to be shaped like a box with rounded corners.

โ€œThere are no female aliens in our game because we donโ€™t know how to make a female version of this alienโ€ You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. Thatโ€™s it. Thatโ€™s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you arenโ€™t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPregantรฉ

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says โ€œwowโ€ and the girl that says โ€œhiโ€ shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them Iโ€™m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in ๐Ÿ˜‚ the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

Bill Nye has that unmistakeable BDE vibe.

Big Deal Engineer

In the WarioWare: Move It microgame "The Big Moment", the aim is to propose to a woman with a ring, which is put into one of three ring boxes and needs to be opened with the correct timing.

Interestingly, the woman does not merely have "success" and "failure" expressions, but also unique humorous expressions for different types of failures, which are seen extracted from the files here.

Top row (regular expressions): waiting to be proposed; being proposed with a ring; being proposed with an empty box.

Bottom row (bonus expressions): being proposed with a jack-in-the-box; being proposed with a donut; being proposed with a bell pepper.

It's my first day back at uni tomorrow, so I probably won't be doing much 3D stuff for a while :<

I thought it would be nice to leave you all with a quick render of my bugs kissing...

In Miitopia, the Donkey Kong and Bowser amiibo outfits are designed in such a way that when worn, the Mii's head is situated inside the character's mouth.

By removing the Mii and viewing the costumes by themselves, they appear as stylized depictions of the characters with extremely large mouths, as seen in the image.

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