Go my minions, take over da world

Lemona🍋

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

I need your luck, bagel

….. Bagel?

Bagel.

Roasted bagel

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

was literally thinking the other day that i could really use one of those lucky golden potato posts right about now

this is obviously a burning bagel and not a golden potato but i suppose it’ll do LOL

listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

doc marten edition this one goes out to the goths

*inhales* COWBOYS CATBOYS MILVES AND DILVES COME GET YA JUICE!!!!!!

I have good news

And some bad news

Here’s the crafter’s website.

This isn’t something new, though!

Shoes with horshoes and hooves as soles were used by mugalariak and smugglers in the Pyrenees from the 30s to the 60s to evade Guardia Civiles by leaving fake traces.

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

Mobility assistance

Concept artwork for a Boo, Bob-omb and Chain Chomp for the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie.

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