I'm watching the Teen Wolf movie and I think I'm a masochist
- Liam being in Japan is so fucking random.
- Him having the Nogitsune jar is even more random. Why would they trust that to Liam who wasn't in that season.
- Why is Mason a deputy?
- Eli has my entire fucking heart.
- Dylan O'Brien took the Jeep from the set apparently so I love the idea of them having to recreate it for the movie.
- Season 3 is a work of art and they're milking it for all it's worth.
- "Why is Jackson here" - Scott but also me but then he won me over five seconds later.
- Jackson & Ethan are still togeter. I love that so much. All my other ships might be dead but at least they're still standing.
- Lydia hugging everyone is so wholesome
- Malia and Parrish!! JUMPSCARE!!! I did not need that much nudity from them.
- Why is this giving DCOM vibes? Seasons 1 & 2 had better production/effects than this and that is saying something.
- Melissa. My Queen. I love you. You are top tier TV mum.
- Do you think Derek asks for parenting advice of the Sherriff? Sherrif is giving grandpa vibes.
- I would have preffered an entire movie about Coach - I have many suggestions.
- Malia's one liners can stay.
- Second Jumpscare: Allisons mother. She always scared me the most out of all the villains ngl.
- Eli passes out when see's his own fangs. That's it. I'm adopting him.
- How the hell does BEacon Hills manage to hire new deputies? Most dangerous job in the world.
- Peter was holding in revenge for Derek using a blowtorch on him in season 4. I know Jeff did not think of this but I enjoy this easter egg my own brain has created.
- Jackson being worried about his own tail. This man only has one personality trait but ya know what, I love it.
- Chris Argent has always been quite level headed and I appreciate that about him.
- "I have to try and get through to her" "she's trying to get an arrow, through you" - are we sure this isn't Stiles' kid?
- They really replaced Kira but gave this new character literally 0 personality. We only just found out her name.
- "I can do this" immediately gets impaled.
- The cut to Peter just vigorously sniffing the ground made me snort.
- Can't believe I'm saying this but ... Jackson is the high light of this movie for me.
- Derek is such a supportive dad. Why couldn't we just have a spin-off of Derek raising his late bloomer werewolf child.
- Since when did Beacon Hills have a college. This town has exactly 4 locations: school, hospital, sherrif station, ice-rink.
- "How the hell am I supposed to see my eyes they're the things I used to see" followed straight away by "do you like riddles" "nah I'm more of a limeric guy, more rhymey". I love it.
- "He kinda looks like our old chemistry teacher" "I was your chemistry teacher JAckson you complete imbocile" I'm sorry I'm dead.
- People are gonna die and yet Scott is playing lacrosse.
- I zoned out of most of that ending sequence.
- I also skipped Derek dying in its entirety because in my mind that did not happen. I do not accept. Moving on.
- If I did acknowledge that Derek was dead I'd wonder why the fuck Scott is now raising Eli instead of: Malia, Cora, Peter, Sherrif Stilinksi, literally anyone else.
- Anyways. I hated everything besides Eli and JAckson. I'm gonna go read some fanfiction now instead.
