humorous exes to friends dialogue prompts
the person who requested this wanted it rather humorous than angsty so that’s what i did! i’m working on one w more angst for those of you who want it :)! feel free to use! <3
- “i’m glad we’re still friends.” “you’re better than me. i’m sick of your a$$.”
- “i think you’ve ruined my dating life.” “how so?” “no one is going to believe we don’t like each other anymore.”
- “how about if we don’t find anyone we marry each other by 40?” “… i’d honestly rather die alone.” “you’re right.”
- they look at each other and just try to see if there’s ANY leftover feelings and they’re both like ew no. nevermind. get away from me
- how does their new partner feel about them being friends?
- “i think breaking up with you was the best thing i’ve ever done.” “hold on now…”
- “i mean.. if you don’t want to be friends then you could’ve just said that.”
- “since we’re friends now… don’t fall in love with me again.” “MY GOD. YOU ARE SO CORNY IM GOING TO CRY.”
- them reminiscing parts of their relationship they want to do better for their next ones (and healing in general)
- ^ like, “you better communicate properly in your next relationship, you dunce. none of that ‘ohhh im SOOO sorry, i lost track of time and i’m leaving work at one am’ bs.” “it bothered you that much?” “heck yeah. i felt so unimportant, you know?” “… i’m sorry.”
- “we are better friends than we were ever lovers.” “sad, but true.”
- “are you two…” “no, trust me. i don’t want him.”
- are they ever… EVER… getting back together? why or why not? do they talk about it? are either of them okay with it?
