Anonymous asked:

Funnily enough Georg/George is distinctly not a Slavic name. It's Germanic — Slavic languages use Yuri/Jerry.

Spiders Yuri gives a very different vibe tho.

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“spiders yuri” her name is vriska serket

Spiders George: "It's the spiders."

Spiders Jerry: "The spiders?"

Spiders George: "They're making me eat spiders, Jerry!"

Spiders Jerry: "Well, what kind of spiders?"

Spiders George: "All kinds! Small ones, big ones, thousands of them a day!"

Spiders Jerry: "Where do they even get that many spiders?"

Spiders George: "How am I supposed to know? I'm just the guy they got eating them!"

Spiders Jerry: "I don't know, maybe it wouldn't be that bad."

Spiders George: "Oh, you don't think so, huh?"

Spiders Jerry: "Well sure, I mean at first you hate it, but maybe you'd get used to it. You know some people eat crickets for protein now?"

Spiders George: "Who cares, crickets are bugs."

Spiders Jerry: "Spiders are bugs."

Spiders George: "Spiders are arachnids, Jerry! They've got me eating arachnids!"

Spiders Jerry: "Well, so what if they're arachnids?"

Spiders George: "Ohh, arachnids are a whole 'nother ballgame!"

[Spiders Kramer enters, applause]

Spiders Kramer: "Hey."

Spiders Jerry: "Hey."

Spiders Kramer: "What's with him?"

Spiders Jerry: "Bad day at work. What's with you?"

Spiders Kramer: "Guess whose underground tarantula mill is finally turning a profit!"

[From S15E7, "The Outlier"]

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