Restless Rewatch: The Untamed, Episode 35 part two
Warning! Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!
Perfect Date, Continued
Lan Wangji begins his day pondering an ancient philosophical question: If your crush happens to sleep over on your first date, whether in your bed or just crashing on the couch, and he doesn’t leave in the morning, are you still on your first date? Or is it your second date? He would ask Lan Xichen but the one time he asked Lan Xichen “is there a Lan rule book for dating,” Lan Xichen said “there are no set rules in this world” and wandered off to go fuck his ex’s ex.
Either way, Lan Wangji is pretty sure it’s important to show an in interest in your date’s hobbies. Wei Wuxian’s favorite hobby is desecrating burial places, so Lan Wangji takes him back to the Nie tomb to see what sort of fun they can have there.
This time their stroll through the woods isn’t spoiled by any irritating dogs or nephews.
Dig
When they arrive, they find Nie Huaisang directing a team of dudes to close up the wall where they previously rescued Jin Ling.
It’s good that these guys aren’t using any mortar, since Lan Wangji wants to fuck up this wall with his sword.
He strikes the wall and it collapses towards him, not away, because he’s been watching Three-Body and has decided physics isn’t real.
(More after the cut!)
