warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

ive been informed that the initiating event for this franchise’s first series of books is the main character not wanting to lose his nuts

this is true heres the proof, its like 20 pages into the first book: